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EOS清洁了CMOS后已无污点；iPhone还得苹果确认才能换屏幕。
喝牛奶吗？强壮中国人！
外国人喝牛奶结实了
中国人喝牛奶结石了
日本人口号：一天一杯牛奶振兴一个民族
中国人口号：一天一杯牛奶，震惊一个民族
伊利，蒙牛最想对三鹿说什么?
伊利：你他妈加就加了，不能少加点？
蒙牛：我从来都是奶粉里加三聚氰胺，你他妈三聚氰胺里加奶粉？
三鹿（委屈）：那天漏斗坏了，没控制住量。
郭德纲（委屈）：藏药又喝不死人，我就做了个广告而已，你们怎么不抓给伊利、蒙牛做广告的去，那都可以是…
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国家免检产品
质量安全
中国名牌
详细情况请浏览：国家质监总局
进口乳及乳制品目前已检测224个样品 未检出三聚氰胺喝外国牛奶吧，强壮中国人。
鉴于国家安全生产局长当了代理山西省长，那么国家质监总局的局长可以去当三鹿公司董事长，这样估计三鹿还有活的希望。但是国家食品安全就不一定了。
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